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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes. Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes? Don't just stand there... MODEL! You are the masterpiece! [tt_hiker_short]
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4 Play t-shirt by Essen Ehm - TURNIP TEEZ
4 Play t-shirt by Essen Ehm - TURNIP TEEZ

4 Play Meta 4

$66.00 CAD
Up for some 4 play...? Don't just stand there. Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Rain On Me
Rain On Me

Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]
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Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
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Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
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META 4 for Metaphor
META 4 for Metaphor

META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD
Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Duck Row in No R
Duck Row in No R

Duck Row in No R

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Duck Row in Rooj
Duck Row in Rooj

Duck Row in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Duck Row in Joan
Duck Row in Joan

Duck Row in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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