Correct. This is Adulting!

Drag Is Not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD

The Duck King of Essen Ehm is ducking mad. This should be simple for everyone to understand.

Drag is not a crime.
Drag is a vibrant part of our culture.
Drag is an important part of our history.
Drag is a vital part of our tomorrow.

Don’t just stand there. Model.

The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Drag Story Hour. Drag Story Hour celebrates reading through the glamorous art of drag.

The Drag Story Hour chapter network creates diverse, accessible, and culturally inclusive family programming where kids can express their authentic selves and become bright lights of change in their communities.

Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.

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The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker T-shirt is everything you need in a t-shirt.

Ideal as a layer piece or on its own for all. Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.

  • Solid colours; 100% combed and ring-spun cottons
  • Heather colours, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton blended with polyester)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Sizes available in most colours from extra small (XS) up to five-X extra large (5X)

Care instructions may be found here

This t-shirt will be created for you as soon as you place your order. This is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Were you aware? 1 in 5 garments that are thrown into a landfill, have never been tried on? Thank you for making smart decisions!


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A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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