make mine a stiffie please Njal!

THE WOOD MORNING COFFEE CABIN

WELCOME TO THE WOOD MORNING COFFEE CABIN

Proudly servicing the folks of the Mount Moist Plinth Camping Lodge, the town of Bahlzak and all the homesteads of Shothole Canyon & the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range.

In fact, Wood Morning is the only place to get a proper coffee and pastry in the entire Musgee Taaent Mountain Range. (If we may say so ourselves).

The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin began serving as the bakery and café for the region, historians reckon, since before BZ Bubba was in diapers.

MAKE YOUR MORNING A WOOD MORNING – WITH A STIFFIE

We know what it is like…waking up in the fresh mountain air. The sounds of the forests, hills, meadows and lake coming alive for the day…and all you can think about is COFFEE!

WOOD MORNING CAMPERS!

Throw on your grey sweats, grab your Wood Morning Coffee Cabin mug or tumbler and stumble on down and join us for a STIFFIE!

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What is The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin:

man on a hammock with his wood morning ceramic mug

Picture the perfect camping or outdoor nature park. Everything your imagination can create, all the best things of all the places you have been camping, kayaking, hiking, skiing or whatever. It’s your imagination – you create it and that is Mount Moist Plinth and The Lodge.

Then in the middle of it all is the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin. The place to go and grab a cup of coffee in the morning when you don’t want to build a fire. The place to go for lunch if you don’t want to cook.

Again, pretty much whatever you can imagine of all your favourite “deli counters” from the mom & pop campgrounds you have visited in your life.

But the main point about The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin, Mount Moist Plinth & The Lodge is that there are no closets, there is no coming out. We don’t need them here. Everyone just accepts each other for who they are and that lends itself to the innuendo, double-entendres and euphemisms ramping themselves up a bit.

Is all becomes more “CAMP” if you will allow the pun and with that I took inspiration from all the “theme” based gear we see mass produced at retail stores, created a sustainable model to produce pieces that for the most part are my commentary on all the hiding in plain sight many queer folk have to do.

The irony. The innuendo. The living in the shadows. The Under Cover Queer.

So the name could have been The Good Morning Coffee Cabin – but GOOD to WOOD for a sexy log cabin with a massive veranda for enjoying a NUT JOB while watching the sun set over the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range – I couldn’t pass that up.

You are invited to join in. Grab a mug or a t-shirt. Take them camping and create your own traditions when you spend time in nature, slightly inspired by; The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin, The LODGE and Mount Moist Plinth.

And if anyone asks you where you got that shirt or cool mug – I would love to hear about the story you share with them!

Have fun. Take care. Make it a Wood Morning! OH — and subscribe to the Wood Morning newsletter.