TURNIP TEEZ

Correct. This is Adulting!

Tank tops, t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, polo shirts, as well as sweat shirts, hoodies and pullovers and zip up jackets.

Cock Ring Around the Collar
Cock Ring Around the Collar

Cock Ring Around The Collar

$66.00 CAD
Don't just stand there. Model! It is YOU who is the real masterpiece! Yet, a flashy t-shirt to get their attention never hurt nobody. Embrace confidence with cock ring around the collar. [tt_hiker_short]
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt

LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders. Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen! [tt_hiker_short]
Tawp
Tawp

Tawp

$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm Where all the Tops at? Don't Just Stand There. MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
Our Bot Tom
Our Bot Tom

Our Bot Tom

$66.00 CAD
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel! Tom's existence is governed by the strange and fascinating laws of quantum mechanics. Instead of simple on and off switches, he uses quantum bits, or qubits, to process information. Tom enjoys entangling his qubits and exploring the mysterious world of superposition. Say, "Hi" to our Bot Tom! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece, darling! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes. Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes? Don't just stand there... MODEL! You are the masterpiece! [tt_hiker_short]
Rain On Me
Rain On Me

Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]
Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]