TURNIP TEEZ

Yup. This is Adulting

STRIP TEEZ.

Simple. Strip. Teez.

After that, the rest is up to you.

Each t-shirt is durable, yet soft and comfy. Just like all TURNIP TEEZ.

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Strip TEEZ

$66.00 CAD
Sometimes a Strip TEEZ is all it takes to get what you want or need. Stand & Model.
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Red 4 Filth Hiker T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Red 4 Filth. Most will query, less will heed the warning. Our Hiker T-Shirt is straight cut. Also available in our Menz Fitted T-shirt. Available in Womynz Fitted T-shirt upon request.

Red 4 Filth Fitted T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Red 4 Filth. Most will query, less will heed the warning. Also available in our Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt. Available in Womynz Fitted T-shirt upon request.

Wanna Ink? Protect Your Noodie!

$63.00 CAD
Keep your laptop and documents save with Noodie Protection!

Great Talk

$66.00 CAD
Don't just stand there. Model! Great talk.

Cock Pig T-Shirt by Essen Ehm

$66.00 CAD
Don't just stand there. Model!