TURNIP TEEZ

Yup. This is Adulting

STRIP TEEZ.

Simple. Strip. Teez.

After that, the rest is up to you.

Each t-shirt is durable, yet soft and comfy. Just like all TURNIP TEEZ.

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Strip TEEZ

$66.00 CAD
Sometimes a Strip TEEZ is all it takes to get what you want or need. Stand & Model.
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FAFO Hoodie in Joan

$118.00 CAD
Fuck Around. Find Out. Printed in 'jaune' and presented on our 100% cotton face, blended Hoodie. Don't just stand there. Model!

FAFO T-Shirt in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Fuck Around. Find out. Printed in 'jaune' and presented on our 100% cotton Hiker T-shirt. Don't just stand there. Model!

Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

$66.00 CAD
Excuse me friend, I have a quick question... Does this t-shirt make me look orange? Don't just stand there. Model! The Duck could not resist the urge for this one. Only available for a limited time. How limited...no one knows yet.

Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide. Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.

Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen! Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.