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Serial No: 4U2PN2 Mech Orange T-Shirt
Serial No: 4U2PN2 Mech Orange T-Shirt

4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE

$66.00 CAD
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm. 1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course) 2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment 3. Unhinge jaw. 4. Stand in visible spot. 5. Enjoy. [tt_hiker_short]
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Cock Ring Around the Collar
Cock Ring Around the Collar

Cock Ring Around The Collar

$66.00 CAD
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!  
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Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose Hiker T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model!
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