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A Wood Morning starts with a stiff brew and cheeks full of nut - Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Ceramic Mug 15oz
A Wood Morning starts with a stiff brew and cheeks full of nut - Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Ceramic Mug 15oz

A Stiff Brew and Cheeks Full of Nut

$28.00 CAD
The Perfect day starts with a Wood Morning. And a Wood Morning starts with a STIFF brew, and for a good dose of protein, a cheek full of nut. Of course the type of "nut" you enjoy is up to you and equally celebrated. Make it a Wood Day for yourself!
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Tawp
Tawp

Tawp

$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm Where all the Tops at? Don't Just Stand There. MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
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Our Bot Tom
Our Bot Tom

Our Bot Tom

$66.00 CAD
Have you met our Bot Tom yet? Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece, darling! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes. Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes? Don't just stand there... MODEL! You are the masterpiece! [tt_hiker_short]
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Rain On Me
Rain On Me

Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]
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Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
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Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
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META 4 for Metaphor
META 4 for Metaphor

META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD
Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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