The Perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.
And a Wood Morning starts with a STIFF brew, and for a good dose of protein, a cheek full of nut.
Of course the type of "nut" you enjoy is up to you and equally celebrated.
Make it a Wood Day for yourself!
You've got 2 more wishes.
Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes?
Don't just stand there... MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing!
(Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink)
Don't just stand there - Model!
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts!
Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!