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LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel
LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel

LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel

$62.00 CAD
Celebrate Citrozenship with this unique hydration vessel constructed with all BPA free materials. Which includes, 50% BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew plastic. Stay hydrated in style and responsibly. The universe is big; but not big enough for waste! Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders.
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LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass

LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass

$38.00 CAD
It has been a long day travelling from system to system and all you want to do is sit back and enjoy your favourite beverage of sophisticated flavour and what better way to honour the toil of your labours than raising a glass that honours the spirit of Citrozenship! This glassware vessel can hold up to 474mL and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your glassware collection. What’s more, you can even use it as a mixing glass for hangar cocktail parties. Imbibe responsibly. NOT dishwasher or microwave safe! This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
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LEM SYN ANVN Travel Tumbler

LEM SYN ANVN Travel Tumbler

$48.00 CAD
Indulge in the art of savouring every sip, cocooned in both opulence and comfort, courtesy of our distinguished travel mug. Carrying 739mL of your favourite beverage at your preferred temperature range, whilst fitting in most standard cup holders across many vehicle types. This vessel is hand wash only. For your safety please open the lid before placing over a HOT beverage. We wish to avoid pressure buildup. Bespoke handcrafted on stainless steel and BPA-free plastic construction.
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Tawp
Tawp

Tawp

$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm Where all the Tops at? Don't Just Stand There. MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
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Our Bot Tom
Our Bot Tom

Our Bot Tom

$66.00 CAD
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel! [tt_hiker_short]
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes. Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes? Don't just stand there... MODEL! You are the masterpiece! [tt_hiker_short]
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Rain On Me
Rain On Me

Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]
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Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
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Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
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