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Duck Row in Joan
Duck Row in Joan

Duck Row in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Missile Slut
Missile Slut

Missile Slut

$66.00 CAD
When it is all about longevity and keeping your own ass alive....drop them missiles!
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Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose Hiker T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model!
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Premium Air Transport Premium Crew Pullover
Premium Air Transport Premium Crew Pullover

Premium Air Transport Premium Crew Pullover

$118.00 CAD
Hard working just like you! This hoodie is not just premium in name but in quality too. Rugged and durable but softer than you can imagine.
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Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee
Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee

Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee

$66.00 CAD
No one wants to wear their flight suit or work overalls after work. It's comfortable and perfect to wear while unwinding in your Hab or hanging out in the Bar on the Habitation Deck.
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Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?
Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

$66.00 CAD
Excuse me friend, I have a quick question... Does this t-shirt make me look orange? Don't just stand there. Model! The Duck could not resist the urge for this one. Only available for a limited time. How limited...no one knows yet.
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Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide. Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
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Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide. Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
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Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen! Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
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Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen! Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
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