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Cock Ring Around the Collar
Cock Ring Around the Collar

Cock Ring Around The Collar

$66.00 CAD
Don't just stand there. Model! It is YOU who is the real masterpiece! Yet, a flashy t-shirt to get their attention never hurt nobody. Embrace confidence with cock ring around the collar. [tt_hiker_short]
A Wood Morning starts with a stiff brew and cheeks full of nut - Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Ceramic Mug 15oz
A Wood Morning starts with a stiff brew and cheeks full of nut - Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Ceramic Mug 15oz

Wood Morning Mug Pack

$28.00 CAD
Wood Yew care to Mug in Style? A Wood Morning starts with a Stiff Brew and what better mug than a favourite from The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin. Purchase a combination of any 4 mugs found here; for $80CAD plus shipping or purchase a combination of any 6 mugs for $115CAD plus shipping. [tt_ceramic_mug_short]
LEM SYN AVNV Ceramic Mug
LEM SYN AVNV Ceramic Mug

LEM SYN AVNV Ceramic Mug

$28.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". Quite frankly, Vin couldn't cut butter if he tried never mind dicing something. The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all who call it home. [tt_ceramic_mug_short]
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt

LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders. Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen! [tt_hiker_short]
LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel
LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel

LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel

$62.00 CAD
Celebrate Citrozenship with this unique hydration vessel constructed with all BPA free materials. Which includes, 50% BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew plastic. Stay hydrated in style and responsibly. The universe is big; but not big enough for waste! Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders.
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass

LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass

$38.00 CAD
It has been a long day travelling from system to system and all you want to do is sit back and enjoy your favourite beverage of sophisticated flavour and what better way to honour the toil of your labours than raising a glass that honours the spirit of Citrozenship! This glassware vessel can hold up to 474mL and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your glassware collection. What’s more, you can even use it as a mixing glass for hangar cocktail parties. Imbibe responsibly. NOT dishwasher or microwave safe! This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
LEM SYN ANVN Travel Tumbler

LEM SYN ANVN Travel Tumbler

$48.00 CAD
Indulge in the art of savouring every sip, cocooned in both opulence and comfort, courtesy of our distinguished travel mug. Carrying 739mL of your favourite beverage at your preferred temperature range, whilst fitting in most standard cup holders across many vehicle types. This vessel is hand wash only. For your safety please open the lid before placing over a HOT beverage. We wish to avoid pressure buildup. Bespoke handcrafted on stainless steel and BPA-free plastic construction.
A Wood Morning starts with a stiff brew and cheeks full of nut - Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Ceramic Mug 15oz
A Wood Morning starts with a stiff brew and cheeks full of nut - Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Ceramic Mug 15oz

A Stiff Brew and Cheeks Full of Nut

$28.00 CAD
The Perfect day starts with a Wood Morning. And a Wood Morning starts with a STIFF brew, and for a good dose of protein, a cheek full of nut. Of course the type of "nut" you enjoy is up to you and equally celebrated. Make it a Wood Day for yourself!
Tawp
Tawp

Tawp

$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm Where all the Tops at? Don't Just Stand There. MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
Our Bot Tom
Our Bot Tom

Our Bot Tom

$66.00 CAD
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel! Tom's existence is governed by the strange and fascinating laws of quantum mechanics. Instead of simple on and off switches, he uses quantum bits, or qubits, to process information. Tom enjoys entangling his qubits and exploring the mysterious world of superposition. Say, "Hi" to our Bot Tom! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece, darling! xx, SM [tt_hiker_short]
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes. Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes? Don't just stand there... MODEL! You are the masterpiece! [tt_hiker_short]