4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
$66.00 CAD
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
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Cock Ring Around The Collar
$66.00 CAD
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least.
Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!
Little Mic Big Message in Joan
$66.00 CAD
It is not the size of your microphone; it is your message that matters.
Don't just stand there. Model!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, turnip
LEM SYN AVNV High End Ceramic Beverage Vessel
$30.00 CAD
Ideal and practical for hot and cold beverages.
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
$66.00 CAD
Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen!
LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel
$62.00 CAD
Stay hydrated in style and responsibly. The universe is big; but not big enough for waste!
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
$38.00 CAD
After a long day of interstellar travel, relax with your favourite sophisticated drink in a glass that celebrates the spirit of Citrozenship!
LEM SYN AVNV Travel Tumbler
$48.00 CAD
Indulge in the art of savouring every sip, cocooned in both opulence and comfort, courtesy of our distinguished travel mug.
A Stiff Brew and Cheeks Full of Nuts
$26.00 CAD
The perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.
And a Wood Morning starts with a STIFF brew, and for a good dose of protein.
Perhaps, a cheek full of nut(s)?
Tawp
$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm
Where all the Tops at?
Don't Just Stand There. MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, SM
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