Tag: joan

META 4 4U2PN2

$66.00 CAD

Yes, it is a Meta 4 for a Metaphor. 4U2PN2. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.

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4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE

$66.00 CAD

Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.

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You've got 2 more wishes. Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes? Don't just stand there... MODEL! You are the masterpiece! [tt_hiker_short]

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Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD

It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]

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Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD

Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]

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META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD

Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

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Duck Row in Joan

$66.00 CAD

Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip

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