Still A Dyke
$66.00 CAD
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DUCK EGG SURPRISE // A riddle or clue may be found and when properly used as a discount code will result in FREE SHIPPING to Canadian addresses. Expires 31/07/2024 at 16:20 -4UTC. This garment only. Conditions apply. May end without notice.
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still 'dyke' AF 'round here.
T’Wat 3.0
$66.00 CAD
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm.
Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.
META 4 4U2PN2
$66.00 CAD
Yes, it is a Meta 4 for a Metaphor.
4U2PN2. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
$66.00 CAD
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
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Cock Ring Around The Collar
$66.00 CAD
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least.
Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!
Little Mic Big Message in Joan
$66.00 CAD
It is not the size of your microphone; it is your message that matters.
Don't just stand there. Model!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, turnip
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
$66.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices
It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices".
The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders.
Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen!
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