META 4 4U2PN2
$66.00 CAD
Yes, it is a Meta 4 for a Metaphor.
4U2PN2. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
Cock Ring Around The Collar
$66.00 CAD
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least.
Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!
Little Mic Big Message in Joan
$66.00 CAD
It is not the size of your microphone; it is your message that matters.
Don't just stand there. Model!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, turnip
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
$66.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices
It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices".
The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders.
Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen!
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Tawp
$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm
Where all the Tops at?
Don't Just Stand There. MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, SM
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Our Bot Tom
$66.00 CAD
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel!
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes.
Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes?
Don't just stand there... MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
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4 Play Meta 4
$66.00 CAD
Up for some 4 play...?
Don't just stand there. Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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