Rain On Me
$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing!
(Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink)
Don't just stand there - Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Got Nut
$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut?
Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts."
Don't just stand there --- NUT!
xx, Essen Ehm
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Where The Hose At?
$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys?
Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece.
Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP.
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Bottom Bolt
$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts!
Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Top Bolt
$66.00 CAD
Top.
Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws!
Don't just stand there! MODEL!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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META 4 for Metaphor
$66.00 CAD
Unlock your mind with META 4.
A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity.
You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Left Liberates. Right Restricts.
$66.00 CAD
Turn to the left to liberate. Turn to the right to restrict.
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Duck Row in No R
$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row...
You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion.
That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx - turnip
Duck Row in Rooj
$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row...
You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion.
That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx - turnip
Duck Row in Joan
$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row...
You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion.
That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx - turnip
Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee
$66.00 CAD
No one wants to wear their flight suit or work overalls after work.
Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
It's comfortable and perfect to wear while unwinding in your Hab or hanging out in the Bar on the Habitation Deck.
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege.
Health care is a right.
Health care is our responsibility.
Denial is not Health Care.
[ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ]
Don’t just stand there. Model.
The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide.
Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.