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Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
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Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
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META 4 for Metaphor
META 4 for Metaphor

META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD
Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Duck Row in No R
Duck Row in No R

Duck Row in No R

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Duck Row in Rooj
Duck Row in Rooj

Duck Row in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Duck Row in Joan
Duck Row in Joan

Duck Row in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Missile Slut
Missile Slut

Missile Slut

$66.00 CAD
When it is all about longevity and keeping your own ass alive....drop them missiles!
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Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose Hiker T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model!
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Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee
Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee

Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee

$66.00 CAD
No one wants to wear their flight suit or work overalls after work. It's comfortable and perfect to wear while unwinding in your Hab or hanging out in the Bar on the Habitation Deck.
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