META 4 4U2PN2
$66.00 CAD
Yes, it is a Meta 4 for a Metaphor.
4U2PN2. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
$66.00 CAD
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
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Cock Ring Around The Collar
$66.00 CAD
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least.
Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!
Little Mic Big Message in Joan
$66.00 CAD
It is not the size of your microphone; it is your message that matters.
Don't just stand there. Model!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, turnip
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
$66.00 CAD
Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen!
Tawp
$66.00 CAD
Tawp by Essen Ehm
Where all the Tops at?
Don't Just Stand There. MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, SM
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Our Bot Tom
$66.00 CAD
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel!
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
$66.00 CAD
You've got 2 more wishes.
Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes?
Don't just stand there... MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
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4 Play Meta 4
$66.00 CAD
Up for some 4 play...?
Don't just stand there. Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Rain On Me
$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing!
(Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink)
Don't just stand there - Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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