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Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose Hiker T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model!
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Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?
Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

$66.00 CAD
Excuse me friend, I have a quick question... Does this t-shirt make me look orange? Don't just stand there. Model! The Duck could not resist the urge for this one. Only available for a limited time. How limited...no one knows yet.
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Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide. Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide. Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen! Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
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Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen! Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Drake It Until You Make It - Black Hiker T-Shirt
Drake It Until You Make It - Black Hiker T-Shirt

Drake It Until You Make It

$66.00 CAD
Drake It Until You Make It with the rugged and dependability of Drake.
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Pipe Cleaner Hiker T-Shirt in No_R on Blahnk
Pipe Cleaner T-shirt No R

Pipe Cleaner T-shirt No R

$66.00 CAD
Put it out there in plain black and white - let's piss off some more right wing nuts.
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Pipe Cleaner Hiker T-Shirt in Joan on No_R
Pipe Cleaner T-Shirt Joan

Pipe Cleaner T-Shirt Joan

$66.00 CAD
This t-shirt has been made available just too piss off more right wing nut jobs.
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