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LEM SYN AVNV Ceramic Mug
LEM SYN AVNV Ceramic Mug

LEM SYN AVNV Ceramic Mug

$28.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". Quite frankly, Vin couldn't cut butter if he tried never mind dicing something. The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all who call it home. [tt_ceramic_mug_short]
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt

LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders. Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen! [tt_hiker_short]
LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel
LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel

LEM SYN AVNV Hydration Vessel

$62.00 CAD
Celebrate Citrozenship with this unique hydration vessel constructed with all BPA free materials. Which includes, 50% BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew plastic. Stay hydrated in style and responsibly. The universe is big; but not big enough for waste! Astra Vigilantia - Nixus Vindices It is pronounced, Ahs-trah Vih-jih-lahn-tee-ah Nix-us Vin-dih-kehz not "vin dices". The Nixus affords us, the Citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate, many fantastical opportunities. Yet, in return it requires our diligence, strength of character and determination to create peace and harmony for all within its borders.
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass

LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass

$38.00 CAD
It has been a long day travelling from system to system and all you want to do is sit back and enjoy your favourite beverage of sophisticated flavour and what better way to honour the toil of your labours than raising a glass that honours the spirit of Citrozenship! This glassware vessel can hold up to 474mL and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your glassware collection. What’s more, you can even use it as a mixing glass for hangar cocktail parties. Imbibe responsibly. NOT dishwasher or microwave safe! This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
LEM SYN ANVN Travel Tumbler

LEM SYN ANVN Travel Tumbler

$48.00 CAD
Indulge in the art of savouring every sip, cocooned in both opulence and comfort, courtesy of our distinguished travel mug. Carrying 739mL of your favourite beverage at your preferred temperature range, whilst fitting in most standard cup holders across many vehicle types. This vessel is hand wash only. For your safety please open the lid before placing over a HOT beverage. We wish to avoid pressure buildup. Bespoke handcrafted on stainless steel and BPA-free plastic construction.
Don't Be Jealous of My Noodie Tumbler -
Don't Be Jealous of My Noodie Tumbler -

Don’t Be Jealous of My Noodie Tumbler

$58.00 CAD
Enjoy your Bethanol Lemonade in this stylishly appointed stainless steel tumbler. Keep beverages cold for a lot longer than it will take you to elegantly sip them. Have a couple and then get your Noodie On!