TURNIP TEEZ

Correct. This is Adulting!

Still No Sleeves
Still No Sleeves

Still No Sleeves

$66.00 CAD
Have some fresh fun while you Stand & Model in the Essen Ehm Sleeveless Tee. Sleeveless isn't just for Pride. It's a way of life.
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Still A Dyke
Still A Dyke

Still A Dyke

$66.00 CAD
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still 'dyke' AF 'round here.
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Still A Gay
Still A Gay

Still A Gay

$66.00 CAD
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still gay AF 'round here. The superfluous "A" is intentional -- wink wink.  
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Tater Top T-shirt - Essen Ehem - Red on White
Tater Top T-shirt - Essen Ehem - White on Black

Tater Top T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Being that Tops seem to be an endangered species, TURNIP TEEZ felt it important that we celebrate all tops. Especially them sexy short ones! Exclusively available in sizes; extra-small, small and medium?
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