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Duck Row in No R
Duck Row in No R

Duck Row in No R

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
Duck Row in Rooj
Duck Row in Rooj

Duck Row in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
Duck Row in Joan
Duck Row in Joan

Duck Row in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose Hiker T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model!
Duck Duck Moose Mug

Duck Duck Moose Mug

$28.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, is nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian ceramic mug; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! [tt_ceramic_mug_short]
Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?
Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

$66.00 CAD
Excuse me friend, I have a quick question... Does this t-shirt make me look orange? Don't just stand there. Model! The Duck could not resist the urge for this one. Only available for a limited time. How limited...no one knows yet.
Duck Duck Moose Fitted T in Rooj
Duck Duck Moose Fitted T in Rooj

Duck Duck Moose Fitted T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, is nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model! Should you prefer a more traditional, square-straight cut t-shirt, we invite you to try the TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee.