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Essen Ehm
Essen Ehm (SM) – Stand and Model, clothing meant to get attention. Let’s make a statement.
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The Mount Moist Plinth Wilderness Reserve. Home to; The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin, The Wood Lot and The Lodge.
- The Lodge
  The Lodge on Mount Moist Plinth; once just a humble cabin offering shelter for the loggers when they came down from keeping the Upper Pass clear during the winter, now a thriving community.
- The Wood Lot
  The Wood Lot – How much wood, would the Wood Lot got, if the Wood Lot would got Yew?
- Wood Morning
  The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
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Cock Ring Around The Collar

$66.00 CAD

Don't just stand there. Model! It is YOU who is the real masterpiece! Yet, a flashy t-shirt to get their attention never hurt nobody. Embrace confidence with cock ring around the collar. [tt_hiker_short]

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4 Play t-shirt by Essen Ehm - TURNIP TEEZ

4 Play Meta 4

$66.00 CAD

Up for some 4 play...? Don't just stand there. Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

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Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD

It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]

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Got Nut

$66.00 CAD

Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

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Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD

Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]

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Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD

Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

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Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD

Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

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META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD

Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

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Left Liberates. Right Restricts.

$66.00 CAD

Turn to the left to liberate. Turn to the right to restrict. [tt_hiker_short]

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Duck Row in No R

$66.00 CAD

Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip

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