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META 4 4U2PN2
META 4 4U2PN2

META 4 4U2PN2

$66.00 CAD
Yes, it is a Meta 4 for a Metaphor. 4U2PN2. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
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Serial No: 4U2PN2 Mech Orange T-Shirt
Serial No: 4U2PN2 Mech Orange T-Shirt

4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE

$66.00 CAD
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm. 1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course) 2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment 3. Unhinge jaw. 4. Stand in visible spot. 5. Enjoy. [tt_hiker_short]
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Cock Ring Around the Collar
Cock Ring Around the Collar

Cock Ring Around The Collar

$66.00 CAD
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least. Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!  
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4 Play t-shirt by Essen Ehm - TURNIP TEEZ
4 Play t-shirt by Essen Ehm - TURNIP TEEZ

4 Play Meta 4

$66.00 CAD
Up for some 4 play...? Don't just stand there. Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Rain On Me
Rain On Me

Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]
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Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
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Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
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META 4 for Metaphor
META 4 for Metaphor

META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD
Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Duck Row in No R
Duck Row in No R

Duck Row in No R

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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