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Rain On Me
Rain On Me

Rain On Me

$66.00 CAD
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing! (Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink) Don't just stand there - Model! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short] [tt_hiker_short]
Got Nut
Got Nut

Got Nut

$66.00 CAD
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
Where The Hose At?
Where The Hose At?

Where The Hose At?

$66.00 CAD
Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]
Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00 CAD
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
META 4 for Metaphor
META 4 for Metaphor

META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00 CAD
Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
Duck Row in No R
Duck Row in No R

Duck Row in No R

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
Duck Row in Rooj
Duck Row in Rooj

Duck Row in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
Duck Row in Joan
Duck Row in Joan

Duck Row in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose Hiker T in Rooj

$66.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian t-shirt; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. Don't just stand there. Model!
Duck Duck Moose Mug

Duck Duck Moose Mug

$28.00 CAD
Why are Canadians, well so Canadian? One contributing factor is as young Canadians we must master the skills of, "Duck, Duck, Moose!" before we can move on to "Duck, Duck, Goose!" Should you not be familiar, the Canada goose, is nature's embodiment of pure villainy, wrapped in a feathered package! The quintessential Canadian ceramic mug; perhaps subtle, probably confusing and prepared just for your upon completion of your order. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! [tt_ceramic_mug_short]