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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model
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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model

Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?

SAME HERE!

  • To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
  • To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
  • To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?

T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

$66.00 CAD
Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.
Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model

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Cock Ring Around The Collar

$66.00 CAD
Don't just stand there. Model! It is YOU who is the real masterpiece! Yet, a flashy t-shirt to get their attention never hurt nobody. Embrace confidence with cock ring around the collar. [tt_hiker_short]

Little Mic Big Message in Joan

$66.00 CAD
It is not the size of your microphone; it is your message that matters. Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece! xx, turnip

Wanna Ink? Protect Your Noodie!

$63.00 CAD
Keep your laptop and documents save with Noodie Protection!

FAFO T-Shirt in Joan

$66.00 CAD
Fuck Around. Find out. Printed in 'jaune' and presented on our 100% cotton Hiker T-shirt. Don't just stand there. Model!

4 Emergency Use Only Hiker T-Shirt

$66.00 CAD
Perhaps you are "playing" emergency cable guy visit. Or, perhaps an old favourite like emergency plumber. Pizza-delivery-person. Perhaps, it is just your last clean t-shirt and it is time to do laundry. Don't just stand there. Model!