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Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0

NEW & IMPROVED

T’Wat 3.0

$66.00 CAD
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm. Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.  
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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model
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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model

Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?

SAME HERE!

  • To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
  • To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
  • To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?

T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

$66.00 CAD
TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez. Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.
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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model

Essen Ehm

Under Cover Mermaid Fluid Fit Joan on Olive

$66.00 CAD
Under Cover in Plain Sight. Visibility is Vital. Don't just stand there. Model.

4 Emergency Use Only Mug

$28.00 CAD
Let nothing stand in the way of you and your Stiff Brew.

Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00 CAD
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen! Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.

4 Emergency Use Only Wine Tumbler

$50.00 CAD
Don't just stand there. Hydrate!

Don’t Be Jealous of My Noodie Tumbler

$58.00 CAD
Enjoy your Bethanol Lemonade in this stylishly appointed stainless steel tumbler. Keep beverages cold for a lot longer than it will take you to elegantly sip them. Have a couple and then get your Noodie On!