WELCOME TO MOUNT MOIST PLINTH

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WELCOME TO

MOUNT MOIST PLINTH

CAMPING & COTTAGING AT THE LODGE YOU KNOW & TRUST

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WHAT IS MOUNT MOIST PLINTH? WHERE IS IT?

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Well it is the best ever made up wilderness camping resort for gay, bi and queer men EVER.

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We all know that MOIST is the English word that invokes a strong response in people. How about when we pair it up with Plinth?

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Well, it is just some damn good advice. Make sure you lubricate boys!

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Good stories of good times. Anyone, anywhere can have a story from Mount Moist Plinth.

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row content_placement=”middle”][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]We all know what it is like to have a crazy idea that pops in your head and just won’t leave. Mount Moist Plinth is one of mine.

The super crazy part is I have turned that crazy idea into something, or well I am trying to.

The idea here is to have some fun, create some community and get you all involved in the fun and the story that is Mount Moist Plinth; the perfect Wilderness Resort for gay, bi and queer men, nestled away in the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range.

Everyone can join in on the fun. Here’s how.

  1. Make sure you are enrolled in the email list. If not, subscribe now (make sure you check that you are interested in Mount Moist Plinth).
  2. Grab some of the launch gear from Mount Moist Plinth. A clever collection of simple staples that you would want to take with you on a cozy camping trip or just to have while at home as well.
  3. Post photos of you on your adventures or at home with tag #moistplinth
  4. Have fun. Use your imagination. You never know what might happen when you’re spotted in your Mount Moist Plinth gear.
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HOME FURNISHINGS

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CAMPING FLAIR?

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URBAN FASHION

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CAMPING GEAR?

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Mount Moist Plinth is a completely made up place, as are any of the characters that may come from this made up place; any relation or similarities to real persons, places, things, nouns, adjectives and especially dangling participles or spelling errors are purely coincidental. The merchandise is all really real and made on purpose! So, please enjoy!

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