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WELCOME TO GEONOSIS

GEONOSIS - BUY 1 FULL PRICE BUY 2 AT 15% OFF AND BUY 3+ AT 30% OFF

On Wednesday, 28 November 2018, EA is releasing the much anticipated GEONOSIS Battle Map, along with the, long-overdue, release of character Obi Wan Kenobi.

Without a doubt TURNIPHED is a HUGE Battlefront and Battlefront2 fan. You will find him playing, at least for a little while almost every day.

Over the course of the past couple weeks, just in chatting with friends about the release, a couple design ideas popped into our heads for fun t-shirts that are definitely Geonosis inspired.

ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT MY SQUAD WENT TO GEONOSIS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

Some of you will recognize this phrase. Some of you may even own a t-shirt that says something like; “My <insert family member here> went to <insert lovely destination here> and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”.

I even had one that said, “My Mom went to Hawaii and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”. I got her back by being a flight attendant and then had all my overnights, during a HOTH of a Winter, in Hawaii.

 
  PROPERTY OF GEONOSIS ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT

It may be super hot out there, but it sure isn’t as hot as Tatooine. Nonetheless, as a dedicated Clone Trooper, you need to be sure you are in fine fighting form. Hang up the armour and kit yourself up in standard issue Gym Gear and give me 20 soldier!

PROPERTY OF GEONOSIS ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT
GEONOSIS - IT'S A DRY HEAT
GEONOSIS – IT’S A DRY HEAT

“Sweet Bantha Balls it’s hot out…”

“Oh but it is a ‘dry heat’…”

What are you talking about? HOT is HOT!

 
  HONDOS DROID OIL BATH (Galactic Basic)

Even Hondo needs a legit business, even if he managed to come across it by “not so legit” means. Nonetheless, welcome to HONDOS DROID OIL BATH established 125 BBY.

Curious how he found out there would be a huge increase in the need for droid oil baths on Geonosis.

HONDOS DROID OIL BATH
HONDO'S DROID OIL BATH - ENGLISH
HONDO’S DROID OIL BATH (English)

Still the same t-shirt basically, except you won’t have to explain to eveyone you see. That could get tiring.

Or is it Hondo’s way of just getting a few more credits out of your pocket and into his?

 

This part is super exciting…there is even a special deal!

If you buy ANY 2 t-shirts, regardless of style or size, from the Geonosis Collection, enjoy 15% off (deducted automatically from your shopping cart).

If you buy and 3 or more t-shirts, regardless of style or size, from the Geonosis Collection, enjoy 30% off (deducted aromatically from your shopping cart).

Otherwise all shirts are regular price from $39 to $42 USD.

TURNIP TEEZ is in no way affiliated with; Star Wars, Lucas Films, Disney, EA, DICE, PlayStation, Sony or any other entities. We do root for the Rebels and Resistance but we really like the uniforms, architecture and interior design esthetic of The Galactic Empire and The First Order but we say NO to tyranny!
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THE HASHTAG AWKWARD ADVENTURES

WELCOME TO THE HASHTAG AWKWARD ADVENTURES OF...

We are super excited, and a little bit nervous, to announce and introduce you to; Betty and Ethel, Bruce and Zachary. Or, should that be Betty and Bruce and Ethel and Zachary?

Bruce and Zachary are Twin Brothers that continue to do everything together. Their bond only grew stronger during college and that is where they met their now wives; Gal Pals Betty and Ethel.

The possibilities are endless where this story will go. We still haven’t been able to uncover everywhere this story has been?

Join us on this #AWKWARD adventure.

LET'S GO - CLICK HERE

 

 

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DADDY RETRO DESIGN TEE

RETRO DESIGN DADDY RINGER TEE

DADDY – BUILT TO BE STRONG AS STEEL

Introducing our DADDY – Built to be Strong as Steel tee. Presented on our Triblend Ringer Tee. Ethically sourced and printed with our water based environmentally friendly inks.

Our ringer tee is constructed to give you that classic old school athletic t-feel.

Take back gym class and make it sexy!

Available in 6 different colour combinations;

  • White with Onyx trim
  • White with Navy trim
  • Grey with Pool Blue trim
  • Grey with Kelly Green trim
  • Grey with Onyx trim
  • Grey with Navy trim

This design is presented on our Unisex Triblend Ringer Two-Tone Tee

  • Fabric constructed with 30/1 combed ring spun triblend 50% polyester, 37% cotton, 13% rayon, at 3.8oz/sq yd
  • Binding on collar and sleeve.
  • Double needle bottom hem.
  • Side seamed.
  • Tear away label.
  • Classic athletic gym shirt feel
  • SKU: ROYA-SS
  • Sizes: X-Small, Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & 2X-Large
TURNIP TEEZ TRIBLEND "ROYA" Where to take your chest and waist measurements
MEN'S/UNISEX TOPS CHEST (INCHES) WAIST (INCHES)
X-Small 30-32 24-26
Small 34-36 28-30
Medium 38-40 32-34
Large 42-44 36-38
X-Large 46-48 40-42
2X-Large 50-52 44-46
3X-Large 54-56 46-48

Customization

Want this creation customized just for you? Drop us a line and let's see what we can do to make that happen.

 

How to Care for your TURNIP TEEZ Creation

Here are some tips and guidelines for you to consider while taking care of your TURNIP TEEZ Creation. Since we print using direct to garment print methods we invite you to follow these tips and your garment will last a long time with the same bright looking design.
WASHING We invite you to wash your TURNIP TEEZ Creations inside out with cold water, with like colours and using a gentle cycle. WASHING
IRONING If ironing IS necessary, please iron inisde out on the absolute lowest setting. Low and slow is how we like to go. IRONING
DRYING With all garments it is best to HANG DRY. Placing your garments in the dryer attributes to 90% of the wear and tear on your garments. If you need to put your TURNIP TEEZ Creation in the dryer, we invite you to tubmle on low. Yup, we still like low and slow. DRYING
BLEACH Absolutely NOT! BLEACH
DRY CLEAN Do not even THINK about it DRY CLEANING