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WELCOME TO GEONOSIS

GEONOSIS - BUY 1 FULL PRICE BUY 2 AT 15% OFF AND BUY 3+ AT 30% OFF

On Wednesday, 28 November 2018, EA is releasing the much anticipated GEONOSIS Battle Map, along with the, long-overdue, release of character Obi Wan Kenobi.

Without a doubt TURNIPHED is a HUGE Battlefront and Battlefront2 fan. You will find him playing, at least for a little while almost every day.

Over the course of the past couple weeks, just in chatting with friends about the release, a couple design ideas popped into our heads for fun t-shirts that are definitely Geonosis inspired.

ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT MY SQUAD WENT TO GEONOSIS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

Some of you will recognize this phrase. Some of you may even own a t-shirt that says something like; “My <insert family member here> went to <insert lovely destination here> and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”.

I even had one that said, “My Mom went to Hawaii and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”. I got her back by being a flight attendant and then had all my overnights, during a HOTH of a Winter, in Hawaii.

 
  PROPERTY OF GEONOSIS ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT

It may be super hot out there, but it sure isn’t as hot as Tatooine. Nonetheless, as a dedicated Clone Trooper, you need to be sure you are in fine fighting form. Hang up the armour and kit yourself up in standard issue Gym Gear and give me 20 soldier!

PROPERTY OF GEONOSIS ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT
GEONOSIS - IT'S A DRY HEAT
GEONOSIS – IT’S A DRY HEAT

“Sweet Bantha Balls it’s hot out…”

“Oh but it is a ‘dry heat’…”

What are you talking about? HOT is HOT!

 
  HONDOS DROID OIL BATH (Galactic Basic)

Even Hondo needs a legit business, even if he managed to come across it by “not so legit” means. Nonetheless, welcome to HONDOS DROID OIL BATH established 125 BBY.

Curious how he found out there would be a huge increase in the need for droid oil baths on Geonosis.

HONDOS DROID OIL BATH
HONDO'S DROID OIL BATH - ENGLISH
HONDO’S DROID OIL BATH (English)

Still the same t-shirt basically, except you won’t have to explain to eveyone you see. That could get tiring.

Or is it Hondo’s way of just getting a few more credits out of your pocket and into his?

 

This part is super exciting…there is even a special deal!

If you buy ANY 2 t-shirts, regardless of style or size, from the Geonosis Collection, enjoy 15% off (deducted automatically from your shopping cart).

If you buy and 3 or more t-shirts, regardless of style or size, from the Geonosis Collection, enjoy 30% off (deducted aromatically from your shopping cart).

Otherwise all shirts are regular price from $39 to $42 USD.

TURNIP TEEZ is in no way affiliated with; Star Wars, Lucas Films, Disney, EA, DICE, PlayStation, Sony or any other entities. We do root for the Rebels and Resistance but we really like the uniforms, architecture and interior design esthetic of The Galactic Empire and The First Order but we say NO to tyranny!
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THE HASHTAG AWKWARD ADVENTURES

WELCOME TO THE HASHTAG AWKWARD ADVENTURES OF...

We are super excited, and a little bit nervous, to announce and introduce you to; Betty and Ethel, Bruce and Zachary. Or, should that be Betty and Bruce and Ethel and Zachary?

Bruce and Zachary are Twin Brothers that continue to do everything together. Their bond only grew stronger during college and that is where they met their now wives; Gal Pals Betty and Ethel.

The possibilities are endless where this story will go. We still haven’t been able to uncover everywhere this story has been?

Join us on this #AWKWARD adventure.

LET'S GO - CLICK HERE

 

 

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PATRICIO

PATRICIO - THE COLLECTION

You will be rocking when you have Patricio at your side, on your back or just hanging around with you.

Patricio is cute but he has a tough side. Maybe, he is even a little bit mischievous! (There is nothing wrong with that)

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FUCK TRUMP

FUCK TRUMP

By now I think we have posted over a handful of times some form of a post on social media that says FUCK TRUMP.

Well, we mean it. So much so we thought we would also give you a white t-shirt with red text on it, just in case you wanted to mix things up a little. (Not sure how much you can mix this up.)

For the next week, until 24 August 2018, the white t-shirt with red text is being offered at the introductory price of $20 plus shipping.