Where The Hose At?
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4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
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Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don’t just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
Description
The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker T-Shirt
Ideal as a layer piece or on its own for all. Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
- Solid colours; 100% combed and ring-spun cottons
- Heather colours, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton blended with polyester)
- Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes available in most colours from extra small (XS) up to five-X extra large (5X)
TURNIP HATES TAGS!
This garment uses direct to garment printing to print care label information on your garment. No more annoying tags. Certainly no more itchy remnants of scratchy tags, that have been cut out. Enjoy no more torn seams from removing TOO much. CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Found here.
WOULD IT BLOW YOUR MIND..?
Can you believe that 20% of the clothing discarded in landfills has never been worn? Opting for bespoke and handcrafted items not only enhances your style but also promotes sustainability.
Your custom TURNIP TEEZ t-shirt is expertly created just for you as soon as you place your order. This tailored process requires a bit more time, but it epitomizes genuine craftsmanship. Unlike mass-produced goods, our method helps to curb overproduction and minimize waste.
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Size Chart
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A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| A - LENGTH | INCHES | CM | B - CHEST | INCHES | CM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 68.5 | XS | 31-34 | 79-86 |
| S | 28 | 71 | S | 34-37 | 87-94 |
| M | 29 | 74 | M | 38-41 | 95-104 |
| L | 30 | 76 | L | 42-45 | 107-114 |
| XL | 31 | 79 | XL | 46-49 | 117-125 |
| XXL | 32 | 81 | XXL | 50-53 | 127-135 |
| XXXL | 33 | 83 | XXXL | 54-57 | 137-145 |
| XXXXL | 34 | 86 | XXXL | 58-61 | 147-155 |
| XXXXXL | 35 | 89 | XXXL | 62-65 | 157-165 |
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