…ABOUT YOU STANDING SO CLOSE TO READ THIS.
Enjoy this addition to the UNDERGROUND collection. Ideal for adding some humour, if maybe awkward humour, to your social situations.
Either a great way to start a fun converstation or get out of one too...all up to you on how you spin!
Just have fun!
A New Classic in Comfort
This t-shirt has become my favourite to work with. No matter when I put it on, freshly arrived from the warehouse or the one that has been in my drawer now for a couple years; feels like I have been wearing them both for years. Perfectly soft, cozy, durable and well, they just feel like home.
The "heather" fabrics are a combination of 52% combed ringspun cotton and 48% polyester; in order to achieve the look of the fabric. With the solid colours coming at you with 100% ringspun combed cotton.
The perfect amount of stretch in each t-shirt.
Great for layering on cooler days and the perfect summer t-shirt or as a beach/pool cover up!
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