BUY A HOE A DRINK?
What do you offer a Hoe? Is it still 10w30 season?
Double-Entendres have always amused me. If someone is this close to you, so they can read it, they should buy you a drink!
Whether they happened to be standing next to you at the bar or come over to figure out what is on your sexy chest!
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When your TURNIP TEEZ totals hit the subtotal amounts listed below I will discount your cart to offset any shipping charges; still giving you the freedom to decide which shipping method suits you best.
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- Subtotal of $100 to $199 - receive an instant $10 credit
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