BUY A HOE A DRINK?
What do you offer a Hoe? Is it still 10w30 season?
Double-Entendres have always amused me. If someone is this close to you, so they can read it, they should buy you a drink!
Whether they happened to be standing next to you at the bar or come over to figure out what is on your sexy chest!
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