As always, consent is sexy.  We know that we are definitely going to be rusty when we get back out there looking for such consent.

We suspect that some of you, may be out of practice as well.

So here is a t-shirt designed to help you along. Share your message on what you are seeking to offer. While showing off your sense of humour.

Note: The back of this t-shirt is intentionally left blank.

On top of that we also think that these are a few more reasons why you are going to love having this ringer tee in your collection;

  • extra comfortable
  • 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton
  • eye catching contrast
  • light weight but not flimsy
  • side seamed creating a better fit
  • shipping included
  • plus, imagine how sexiful you will make this t-shirt look!

Just click on your size...and your set!

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Disclaimer: Do not make us explain that you need to first and foremost, without reservation or impediment, uphold your COVID-19 responsibilities before you get to get out there and dick around. If you are out there being irresponsible, harmful or just a fucking idiot, we will send TURNIPHED’s Mother after you with her slipper in hand…and we all know what a whack from Mom’s slipper feels like. No thank you!


Classic look with modern tech. The TURNIP TEEZ Ringer Tee is not only eye catching with the contrasting body and edging, the fabric is soft, cozy and solid quality.

  • 100% combed ring-spun pre-shrunk cotton
  • 4.5oz/yd2 or 152.6 g/m2
  • double-needle stitched bottom hem
  • NO TAG - care instructions are printed directly on the shirt

Garment Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
  • Refrain from fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
  • Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.


Shipping is included in the price of this piece; for orders with continental U.S. addresses. Shipping and taxes are calculated according to delivery address. More informaton on shipping with TURNIP TEEZ can be found here. Any and all extra; taxes, fees, duties, or levies are the responsibility of the customer.

Have questions? You can reach out to us here.


Please remember each order is considered bespoke, with the excepetion of some items. Please make sure you are familiar with our TURNIP TEEZ refund policy.

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