HOE KIT // Here comes the first of many packages from the HOE KIT Collection; and what better time to jump feet first into new territory than jump into the foray that is Black Friday and Cyber Monday, and everything in between.

// KIT B – Includes the HOE KIT E Class Muscle (Muskle) Shirt; in either black, grey or white, HOE KIT E Class Shoulder Kit, HOE KIT E Class Flip Flops and HOE KIT E Class 6 Panel Twill Ball Cap.

If you were to add all that up, your grand total would be $143, but until 13 December 2019, take 25% off (that brings your total down to $108). Also remember that when you spend $100 you receive a $10 Shipping Credit!

Questions? Feel free to drop me a line!

 // ONCE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING IN YOUR CART – Once you have customized the pieces of your E CLASS HOE KIT, feel free to continue to shop. The 25% will automatically be deducted, along with any other savings (like shipping credits).

Questions? Drop me a line! I would love to hear from you.



HOE KIT - Your Wingman When you HOOK IT...

How One Expertly Keeps It Together - the HOE KIT - #hoekit

Whether you are cruising the bushes, bathhouse, dance floor or just about with your mates, the HOE KIT Shoulder Kit is the perfect accessory.

Works great for Jockstrap Night at your fav pub/bar/club or Underwear/Sex Parties!

Drop your cards, cash, keys, lube, condoms, gum/mints, poppers, lip balm in, zip it up, throw it over your shoulder and you are all prepared for the perfect night. #hoekit


TURNIP TEEZ Flip Flops are not only stylish but essential. Have a pair for the spa or gym. A pair for the pool and a pair for camping. Maybe even a pair for around the house. Enjoy Flip Flops that actually can accentuate your cute little outfit; no matter who you are.

The rubber sole is lined with an extra soft polyster, making sure you feel comfortable wherever the day takes you! No sweaty or slimy foot soles. Flip Flops are all constructed with a blach y-shaped rubber straps with a toe post.


You are going to love this soft, sleeveless shirt. Show off your muscles and ink (if ya got it) at the gym, beach or at the market. Also a great companion for those lazy days in the hammock reading a really good book.

  • 100% Arilume combed cotton weighted at 4.2 oz/y2 or 142 grams/m2
  • Relaxed fit, side seam and loose arm holes
  • Perfect to sweat in


Shipping works a little bit different at TURNIP TEEZ. Being part of an artist collective network; some of the pieces in your order may come from just around the corner to you and some may come from across international borders. So, to balance it all out and try and make shipping easy; the more you spend the more discount you earn against your shipping charges.

When your TURNIP TEEZ totals hit the subtotal amounts listed below; your cart totals will automatically adjust, to offset any shipping charges; still giving you the freedom to decide which shipping method (when avaialable) suits you best.

» Subtotal of $100 to $199 - receive an instant $5 credit
» Subtotal of $200 and more - receive an instant $10 credit

Read more right here. Some conditions apply. Credit will automatically be applied to your cart as applicable items are added. Have questions? I would love to hear from you!


Please remember each order is considered "made to order", with the excpetion of the 3 Pack Facemasks. Other exceptions may apply. Please make sure you are familiar with the unique TURNIP TEEZ refund policy.

Additional information


White, Black, Athletic Heather


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Size Chart

Size guide
Shirt Width (inches)182021 5/823 5/825 5/8
Shirt Length (inches)2627282930
Chest to fit (inches)34-3738-4142-4546-4950-53
Shirt Width (cm)4651535864
Shirt Length (cm)6669717476
Chest to fit (cm)86-9497-104107-114117-124127-135

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