1. PICK your t-shirt size and preference below and ADD to CART.
  2. Your cart will AUTOMATICALLY be updated to include the Sticker and Shoulder Kit.
  3. The Shoulder Kit will default to the M/L size (90-133cm // 35-52″)
    • IF you prefer a S/M size Shoulder Kit please contact me with your order number as soon as you receive confirmation of your order. The S/M Shoulder Kit size is 70-96cm // 28-37″. (See below)

Remember that you will also automatically receive a $5 shipping credit, as this item is over $50. Learn more about how shipping works at TURNIPTEEZ. See more below.



A New Classic in Comfort

This t-shirt has become my favourite to work with. No matter when I put it on, freshly arrived from the warehouse or the one that has been in my drawer now for a couple years; feels like I have been wearing them both for years. Perfectly soft, cozy, durable and well, they just feel like home.

The "heather" fabrics are a combination of 52% combed ringspun cotton and 48% polyester; in order to achieve the look of the fabric. With the solid colours coming at you with 100% ringspun combed cotton.

The perfect amount of stretch in each t-shirt.

Great for layering on cooler days and the perfect summer t-shirt or as a beach/pool cover up!

Whether you are cruising the bushes, bathhouse, dance floor or just about with your mates, the HOE KIT Shoulder Kit is the perfect accessory.

Works great for Jockstrap Night at your fav pub/bar/club or Underwear/Sex Parties!

Drop your cards, cash, keys, lube, condoms, gum/mints, poppers, lip balm in, zip it up, throw it over your shoulder and you are all prepared for the perfect night. #hoekit

Printed on super durable quality adhesive vinyl that won't bubble when applying the sticker to your surface of choice, be that indoors or outdoors.

The backing is 100% opaque so nothing will show through, but just to make sure, give the selected surface a good cleaning first.

HOE KIT - Your Wingman When you HOOK IT...

How One Expertly Keeps It Together - the HOE KIT - #hoekit


Shipping works a little bit different at TURNIP TEEZ. Being part of an artist collective network; some of the pieces in your order may come from just around the corner to you and some may come from across international borders. So, to balance it all out and try and make shipping easy; the more you spend the more discount you earn against your shipping charges.

When your TURNIP TEEZ totals hit the subtotal amounts listed below; your cart totals will automatically adjust, to offset any shipping charges; still giving you the freedom to decide which shipping method (when avaialable) suits you best.

» Subtotal of $100 to $199 - receive an instant $5 credit
» Subtotal of $200 and more - receive an instant $10 credit

Read more right here. Some conditions apply. Credit will automatically be applied to your cart as applicable items are added. Have questions? I would love to hear from you!


Please remember each order is considered "made to order", with the excpetion of the 3 Pack Facemasks. Other exceptions may apply. Please make sure you are familiar with the unique TURNIP TEEZ refund policy.

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Size Chart

T-Shirt Size Guide
Length (inches)2728293031323334
Width (inches)16 ½18202224262830
Length (cm)6971747679818486
Width (cm)4246515661667176

Shoulder Kit Size Guide
Shoulder Kit circumference (inches)27 ⅝-37 ¾35 ⅜-52 ⅜
Shoulder Kit circumference (cm)70-9690-133

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