Include the HOE KIT Drawstring Bag to your order as well; then you will have the perfect place to put your clothes for “clothes check”.

Whether you are cruising the bushes, bathhouse, dance floor or just about with your mates, the HOE KIT Shoulder Kit is the perfect accessory.

Works great for Jockstrap Night at your fav pub/bar/club or Underwear/Sex Parties!

Drop your cards, cash, keys, lube, condoms, gum/mints, poppers, lip balm in, zip it up, throw it over your shoulder and you are all prepared for the perfect night. #hoekit




Known around the world by many names. Fanny bag. Bum bag. Well here at TURNIP TEEZ we call it your Shoulder Kit. Sling around your shoulder and you are set.

Ideal for the bar, club or parties. Keep your valuables close and safe while you enjoy the night. Also great when you need some where to throw your keys and wallet when you go for that bike ride or run out to the hardware store in your running shorts, to grab the right size screws you need for that weekend project.


Shipping works a little bit different at TURNIP TEEZ. Being part of an artist collective network; some of the pieces in your order may come from just around the corner to you and some may come from across international borders. So, to balance it all out and try and make shipping easy; the more you spend the more discount you earn against your shipping charges.

When your TURNIP TEEZ totals hit the subtotal amounts listed below; your cart totals will automatically adjust, to offset any shipping charges; still giving you the freedom to decide which shipping method (when avaialable) suits you best.

» Subtotal of $100 to $199 - receive an instant $5 credit
» Subtotal of $200 and more - receive an instant $10 credit

Read more right here. Some conditions apply. Credit will automatically be applied to your cart as applicable items are added. Have questions? I would love to hear from you!


Please remember each order is considered "made to order", with the excpetion of the 3 Pack Facemasks. Other exceptions may apply. Please make sure you are familiar with the unique TURNIP TEEZ refund policy.

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Size Chart

Size guide
Shoulder Kit circumference (inches)27 ⅝-37 ¾35 ⅜-52 ⅜
Shoulder Kit circumference (cm)70-9690-133

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