E CLASS HOE KIT BATH HOUSE TOWEL
The HOE KIT BATH HOUSE TOWEL has been designed with more than just covering up or drying off in mind.
Bath house towels are not always ample in the "square footage" department and this can be a problem when you need to actually dry off. Also, some of us big boys need some extra "real estate" on the towel to get it around our powerful thighs (that's the story and we are sticking to it).
Wrap this towel around your waist and show off the racing stripes and HOE KIT logo to let dudes know you are cruising or wear it wrapped around your waist with the shower head on display to let dudes know you are just off to the showers.
Either way you wear it or use it...have fun...
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