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TIDDIES

I see all that hard work you boyos have been putting in to your LOCK DOWN WORKOUTS. Showin' off your TIDDIES on the socials. Have some tiddie fun here with the t-shirt, tank top and muscle shirt from TURNIP TEEZ. Retro lettering to compliment your home grown tiddies! TIDDIE TOPS TANK TOPA classic tank top bad ass look but with…

TWO WORDS: PORN UNICORN

TWO WORDS: PORN UNICORN Add to WishlistAdd to CompareSelect optionsQuick Shop TWO WORDS: PORN UNICORN $27.00 USD – $35.00 USD Hey there is that a PORN UNICORN on your chest? Or are you just happy to see me? Colour: Black Add to CompareSelect optionsAdd to WishlistQuick Shop Quick View Meet PORN UNICORN - no idea what it means really, but I hope…

DARE YOU TO MAKE A FORT

DARE YOU TO MAKE A FORT The LODGE 2020 T-Shirt available today. Special introductory pricing; 10% off until the end of the month. 15% off for TURNIP TEEZ Members. Sign up for free today. Be sure to SUBSCRIBE as well. I truly believe that one of the "responsibilities" we have to ourselves (as grown ups), is that we need to…

NEW SHIPPING RATES TO EFTA COUNTRIES

NEW SHIPPING RATES TO EFTA COUNTRIES Just a reminder that today new shipping rates went into effect for; Iceland, Liechtenstein, Norway, and Switzerland. All calculations are done live, on-the-fly- based on the items in your cart and shipping address. This will bring our shipping practices into line with the European Free Trade Association. The EFTA has its own industry trade…

GOT STACHE?

got stache? Introducing the famous trio of TURNIPSTACHE favourites; Linus, Mullpepper and Chartier. Add some humour to your style. Mix and match with the other TURNIPSTACHE t-shirts and coffee mugs. Washable, versatile and fun. Remember that until the end of April 2020, use coupon code "wash1wear1" and save 15%. SHOP NOW

WEAR ONE WASH ONE DISCOUNT

WEAR ONE WASH ONE DISCOUNT Now you can always be prepared. Buy more than one face shield and get 15% off. So no matter if there is one in the laundry, you have another ready to go. 100% washable and reusable. Vibrant and fun designs unique to TURNIP TEEZ. Mix and match! Minimum 2 per order to get 15% off.…

NEW SHIPPING RATES IN EUROPE

NEW SHIPPING RATES IN EUROPE New shipping rates for a few countries in Europe! There will soon be different shipping rates for; Iceland, Liechtenstein, Norway, and Switzerland. Previously these countries were grouped under our Europe shipping region but now they'll be under a new region—EFTA states. The EFTA states are members of the European Free Trade Association which has its…

NECK GAITERS NOW AT TURNIPTEEZ

NECK GAITERS NOW AT TURNIPTEEZ Look extra cool with the new TURNIP TEEZ Neck Wear - Gaiters! NECK GAITER This product is experiencing fulfillment delays due to COVID-19. I invite you to check the COVID-19 Updates page or drop me a line directly if you have any questions. Sophistication can be paired successfully with function; the TURNIP TEEZ Neck Gaiter…

TURN TO BLUE

CHANGE YOUR LEDS 2 BLUE As I am frantically trying to re-post this after a wee little server mishap during the upgrade over the weekend (most likely my fault) my entire neighbourhood has erupted in NOISE! People all out on their balconies banging their pots and pans! IT'S SO AMAZING! I wanted to do something here at CHEZ TURNIP similar…

HICCUP…

HICCUP… HI there -- Having a wee bit of a hiccup here after doing some upgrades and restoring backups. I swapped some files around and yup...deleted the wrong back up. There are no security issues to worry about at all. I will be doing my best to get everything back to normal as soon as I can. If you have…

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